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This is why I can’t cut out carbs all together. I sware this is what goes on in my head whenever I’ve gone on any of those “Don’t Even THINK About Eating Carbs” diets. Literally, “I want coooookie!”

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If you want to take a moment to clear out the deep thoughts in your head for some silly entertainment, you gotta see this.If Kitty was a celeb, oh how this makes me guffaw.

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All this week I’ve been talking about perfection and “Perfect Girl.” I say send Perfect Girl on vacation so your inner Super Freak can come out and enjoy the fact that 4th of July falls on a Friday this year….

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More proof has surfaced for my conspiracy theory ala Hodgins on Bones that Vogue is really science fiction. Behold Aliena Wintour at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute’s annual gala in her couture spacesuit. See! And behold, her coif…

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This is just a Far Side comic strip in the making. If I were a dead cow up in heaven looking back at what they made out of my skin, I would look at this shoe and say to myself,…

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This just made me laugh because it reminds me of how consumerism has turned us into money spending drones. That’s not always bad. Who can live without the occassional retail therapy? Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you…

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The names of some of the top tech blogs sound like they would also be good names for weight loss blogs. So for fun, if we revisited the tech blogs as blogs for diets and losing weight, here’s what I…

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Am feeling cartoonish today. Doesn’t losing weight seem much simpler in diagram form? Now if I could just hit the sweet spot. What would your diagram look like? Thanks to Sister Skinny for the “begetables”

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I saw this card at Target , and got it for my sister-in-law for a birthday giggle. It’s kinda sad but true, yet a hilarious statement to our quest to get back into the skinny jeans. Birthday cake used to…

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This is just too hilarious. Reminds me how my emotional baggage used to be trunks but now I’ve reduced it down to a few carry-on pieces. Unpacking those trunks was one of the best life things I’ve ever done!

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Saturday Night Live pokes some fun at Project Runway with their Bravo spoof called, “Fierce” featuring an over exaggerated Christian Siriano. Three snaps in z-formation, this had me giggling.

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A little while ago on Donny Deutsch and The Big Idea, Donny profiled some company called Booty Pop. Yes, Booty Pop, undies that make your booty “Pop!” Yes, it’s real, and I can’t believe he wasn’t laughing his ass off….

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Those of you Sister Skinny lovers saw this recently. Most of us would dread something like this happening especially in front of a TV audience yet at the end of the day, it really is funny, embarrassing yes, but in…

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Those of you Sister Skinny lovers saw this recently. Most of us would dread something like this happening especially in front of a TV audience yet at the end of the day, it really is funny, embarrassing yes, but in…

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I decided to give my scale a personality makeover (more in my head than anything) and replace the previous “bearer of bad news” persona with this new light hearted goofy personality with these cool INAnimate stickers that let you add…

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Okay, I may have thought Skinny Bitch was ridiculous, but I can appreciate some of the humor. So, if Back in Skinny Jeans were to do her own Skinny Bitch inspired books, this is what satirical fun I would have….

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Care of Kyle over at The Skinny in Chile, this clip features Ellen Degeneres trying out the “Hawaii Chair” which is supposed to help you lose weight by exercising your core so to speak with hula dance like motion. I’m…

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OMGoodness! This made me snort my Iced Green Tea outta my nose from belly laughter. The expression on his face is priceless. And those shoes. Sponge Bob is so metro. [via Comics Page] Tip thanks to Bob (Matt’s surf ski…

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I saw this video in the gym today. Remember Obsession from Animotion? My goodness this is a total 80’s throw back. I do love this catchy tune. The video is actually full of Halloween costume ideas. I think I’d like…

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Everyone knows how much I love the word muffin top. Makes me giggle every single time. Lifesavers did this really cute commercial of a guy explaining the term “muffin top” to his woman. Although, I have to say that this…

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This is a fun short quiz to entertain yourself on a Friday. I’m a gingersnap. “I’m smart, sweet,and never dull.” Yup, guess that sums up about right. Two finger snaps in Z formation…lol… Tip thanks to my sis-in-law, Quilao Triplets…

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If I were Tiffani Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, or Lark Voorhies, I would look back at this singing fitness video montage and say to myself, “Oh no we didn’t!” Well, it was the early 90’s and everyone had the big Aqua…

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Broccoli is part of every dieter’s menu and most people don’t think of it as fun. But this classic Saturday Night Live skit of Dana Carvey singing the “Chopping Broccoli” song makes a boring vegetable entertaining. It would be totally…

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As far as spoofs go, our Maria aka Manola BlaBlablanik knows how to make everyone laugh so hard you’ll feel like peeing. Check out her latest peek into the world of Bill Gates’ sex life and that “who needs Viagara”…

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This parody of America’s Next Top Model is taken from “A Bucket O’ French and Saunders”a BBC show. OMG! It is so hilarious. I love the legs.

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It’s Friday, so let’s burn some brain cells. This is just a video mashup but oh wouldn’t it be ratings heaven if it were for real.

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These earrings made from real Apple Powerbook start-up buttons would be a really cool gift for the Mac lover girl in your life who appreciates recycled goods. Time to get out that gun metal MAC eye shadow. [via Treehugger via…

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