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KALAKAUA ANTIQUE ROYAL HAWAIIAN GUITAR MUSIC ART TABLE

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Independent Record Label Music Management Company

Independent Record Label Music Management Company

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Oh Hell No, Jennifer Hudson

Premise 1: Jennifer Hudson is hot. I think we can all agree that Jennifer Hudson is a beautiful girl. No matter what you thought of her acting or her role in Sex and the City: The Movie, she did look awesome. And curvy. And normal. Here she is at the premiere. Smoking, right?
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This Time I’ll Spare You The “Not-So-Fat-Lady Sings” Joke

We wrote about Deborah Voight all the way back in 2006. You might remember her as the opera singer who was fired for being too fat, and who had gastric bypass surgery. She was recently rehired to sing the same role that she was fired for, back in the day. The New York [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “This Time I’ll Spare You The “Not-So-Fat-Lady Sings” Joke”, url: “http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/06/12/this-time-ill-spare-you-the-not-so-fat-lady-sings-joke/” });

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Madonna’s Big Fat Thighs

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How did I not know there was a site called Celebrity Body Gossip? Well, there is, and according to them, Madonna hates her “big fat thighs.” Oh, Madonna!
The original story comes from the Daily Mail:
[D]espite a body that belies her 49 years, it [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “Madonna’s Big Fat Thighs”, url: “http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/06/05/madonnas-big-fat-thighs/” });

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Madonna’s Big Fat Thighs

Originally uploaded by mo pie
How did I not know there was a site called Celebrity Body Gossip? Well, there is, and according to them, Madonna hates her “big fat thighs.” Oh, Madonna!
The original story comes from the Daily Mail:
[D]espite a body that belies her 49 years, it [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “Madonna’s Big Fat Thighs”, url: “http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/06/05/madonnas-big-fat-thighs/” });

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Fat, Fame, And Ricky Gervais

As you probably know, if you know anything about me, my favorite show is The Office, and you know I’ll take any excuse to mention it in this blog. I recently discovered The Office Alliance podcast, and have been listening to episodes during my long commutes. Having run out of new episodes, I recently [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “Fat, Fame, And Ricky Gervais”, url: “http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/06/02/fat-fame-and-ricky-gervais/” });

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I Hate My Fat / Yeah Yeah Yeah

Here are some songs to help you lose weight… with terrible poetry! A CD featuring songs like “I’m A Hottie Now” and “I Think I’ll Go To Saks.” Put aside the Shakira and the Kelly Clarkson and self-loathe your way to being thin with lyrics such as…
Thin! — I don’t deny it. [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: “I Hate My Fat / Yeah Yeah Yeah”, url: “http://www.bfdblog.com/2008/05/05/i-am-gross-and-fat-yeah-yeah-yeah/” });

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Finding that “Exercise Anthem” Song

After I finally start exercising, it’s not so bad. The hard part is starting. Thinking back to my younger days in high school, there were certain “anthems” that sports teams played to get them pumped up before a game.
I need something like that for exercising - I need an anthem. It’s the [...]

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Bobaraba Means “Big Bottom”

It’s a hit song and dance on the Ivory Coast, and it’s all about shaking… well, your bobaraba.
While the dance has been embraced by both sexes, DJ Mix says it was inspired by women. “We made it as a tribute to women, because African women are defined by the shape of their bottoms,” he [...]

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Little Happy Video Clip

Here is a little hard-to-hear clip of Mika (as in “Big Girl, You Are Beautiful“) with Beth Ditto at the Brit Awards. If you guys come across a better quality clip, let me know. Here’s a better picture of Beth’s red dress.

Hopefully that will make up for the fact that there was a porn link [...]

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And A Slice Of Apple Pie

Rachel sends along this spoof of the Backstreet Boys’ “I Want It That Way” called “I Want A Fat Babe.”

Of course the comments are predictable as ever. Fat girls are gross, blah blah blah. And of course the video involves the fat babe mostly eating, with lyrics like “Queen of the all-you-can-eat [...]

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I need one of those tutus

Check out this group of rockers from China (you have to wait for a stupid commercial before the video loads, but it’s worth the wait).
I think I have a crush.

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Patrick has won 180 free mp3 downloads!

This past weekend, I held a contest to win 180 music downloads from the eMusic.com website.
The contest is now officially over, and if you entered then you had between a 5% and 10% chance of winning (depending upon whether you were one of the few people to both comment and link to the contest). [...]

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Hey Mama, Say Mama

While you guys continue the important conversations in the comments, here’s a little Feel Good Friday fun for you.

It’s a clip from the Hairspray movie soundtrack of the three Tracy Turnblads (Nikki Blonsky, Ricki Lake, and Marissa Janet Winokur) singing “Mama, I’m a Big Girl Now.” I’m obsessed with this soundtrack, you guys. [...]

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180 Free Music Downloads

It has been a while since I have given anything away, so this weekend I am going to give away a gift card for 180 music downloads at eMusic.com. I bought the gift card with the intention of giving it to my brother, but he got a job on a cruise ship and does [...]

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You’ll Get Sprung

I’m not sure who first told me that Jonathan Coulton does a fantastic, folky cover of “Baby Got Back,” but here it is:

You can sample othe album version of the song right here, and purchase it for one measly dollar.
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On Rare Occasions, Ham Isn’t Funny

“Mama” Cass Elliot didn’t die from choking on a sandwich. I never stopped to think about this story (so I guess I assumed it was true) and now I feel suckered. She was fat, so of course gluttony is what killed her, and her death deserves nothing better than to be turned into [...]

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Is Courtney Love [Sic]?

So, Courtney Love can’t really spell. But she sure does post a lot of stuff to her MySpace page! Man, translating it is like trying to extract meaning from Finnegans Wake. But for you, I gave it a shot.
idid the cover ofGrazia, im unsure why but my publisicts knows whgat hes doing all [...]

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Glamazing

Perhaps you’ve heard of the Glamazons? They’re currently contestants on America’s Got Talent. Here’s the scoop, per their website:
These song and dance girls prove that the stage is big enough for the most buxom of beauties. Giving you a large, hot helping of bawdy burlesque, striptease, go go dancing and sassy songs…they serve it up [...]

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