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August 25th, 2008 — , Diet Plans, Exercise, Twitter, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Are you having a hard time going it alone when it comes to your weight loss goals? Are you missing the “weighing in” element that some of the weight loss plans like Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig offer? But maybe money’s tight and you can’t afford to join anything. That’s where Tweightloss comes in.
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- Review: If I'm So Smart, Why Can't I Lose Weight? - Tools to Get it Done According to Brooke Castillo, author of this book, intelligent and accomplished men and women often have intense difficulty losing weight and getting healthy. One of the main reasons that it is believed that this happens is because these people have not spent enough time developing their level of emotional intelligence.......
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August 20th, 2008 — , Celebrities, Confessional, Dara Torres, Diet Plans, Exercise, belt, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, tucked in, waist from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
I don’t want to be Dara Torres (it would be nice but come on.) I don’t want to be Madonna (yes I do.) I accept that the hot bodies displayed on television or magazine covers are totally unrealistic. I’m not an idiot and my self-esteem is okeedokee. In fact I just checked the dip stick and we’re good.
Yes I want [...]
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August 16th, 2008 — , Exercise, Health Blog Posts, SoCal mom, commitment, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, nintendo wii from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Today we give you part two of our Donna Schwartz Mills interview. You’ll remember she’s the fabulous mom blogger and dieter who caught the eye of People Magazine! Donna lost 56 pounds with a little help from Wii AND here’s what she ate…
How did you control your eating? (Low carb or cal? Weight Watchers? Intestinal [...]
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August 13th, 2008 — , Celebrities, Exercise, Health Blog Posts, SoCal mom, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, nintendo wii from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
The Pitt-Jolie twins were on the cover but if you went inside People Magazine you’d have found Donna Schwartz Mills, 52 of Southern California. People Magazine featured her weight loss success story. Donna lost 56 pounds with the help of Nintendo Wii Boxing AND the Ninetendo DS. Donna blogs at SoCal Mom. Donna consented to an in-depth [...]
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- Product Review: My Weight Loss Coach for Nintendo DS As technology improves, more and more people are turning to new ways to lose weight. From online weight loss membership sites, to video games, there are now countless ways to get fit. We decided to delve into this market and take a good look at some of the best......
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August 12th, 2008 — , Celebrities, Dara Torres, Exercise, The F Word - Fitness, diet humor, exercise ball, fat blog, funny diet, shredded cheese from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Yesterday after jamming a fist full of shredded cheese in my mouth (like you’ve never done it) I head out in search of a big bouncy ball. I plan to use said ball as the cornerstone of my new committment to fitness which I’m going to commit to here real soon.
So why the big bouncy ball?
It’s [...]
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August 7th, 2008 — , Exercise, Health Blog Posts, The F Word - Fitness, betheboy, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, slack daily, spinning, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Remember how betheboy saved me while Greta’s on vacation. She’s got the nerve to still be on vacation. Well it turns out betheboy has a gorgeous wife who writes The Slack Daily and she has given me great motivation to get back to spinning class. Take a read! And thank you Slack Mistress.
Orignally posted at The [...]
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August 6th, 2008 — , Exercise, Health Blog Posts, The F Word - Fitness, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, spinning, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
For various reasons I’m going to start exercising August 16th. Someday I’ll go into why that date but for now just know on August 16th I will begin working out again after a long exercise draught.
One of the items on my exercise menu is a spinning class. It appears that if you want to burn calories spinning or [...]
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August 5th, 2008 — , Dish to Pass, Exercise, betheboy, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss, will stegemann from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Help Wanted:I needed a guest writer while Greta vacations. Will Stegemann came to my rescue. He writes the witty blog BeTheBoy. He offered me this slice of cake and the apocalypse. For the first time ever cake with no calories. Thank you Be The Boy.. you The MAN!
Enjoy this story originally posted on September 24, 2007 and visit BeTheBoy for [...]
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August 4th, 2008 — , Science, The F Word - Fitness, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss, workout pill from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
This hit the news last week. Scientists have discovered a so-called workout pill.
The pill has only been tested on mice but it burns calories, reduces fat, AND when the mice do workout they’re beasts. I mean like they rule the treadmill because of one little pill. It’s called AICAR. (That’s a working title I think.)
Scientists [...]
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July 29th, 2008 — , Confessional, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Setting:In Greta and Kiki’s respective suburban homes. A phone rings.
Greta: What are you doing?
Kiki: Um, did you see our blog traffic? Your post on how your knuckle looks like Jonathon Winters is really popular.
Greta:Buddy Hackett my knuckle looks like Buddy Hackett.
Kiki: Right.
Greta: I’ve walked 11,000 steps today and I needed to get 1000 more in [...]
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July 29th, 2008 — , Celebrities, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
We interrupt DTBMULF for this special announcement.
There’s a new episode of How to Look Good Naked on tonight on Lifetime.
The surprisingly moving show really helps women think differently about their figures. Almost to a woman they think they are bigger than they are and of course always more beautiful than they believed.
Also tonight moving episode of Wipeout is on where [...]
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July 28th, 2008 — , Science, diet humor, fat blog, fructose, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
THE LATEST FAT NEWS: New research seems to show that if you want to get fat quickly make sure to load up on foods with fructose.
The study by UT Southwestern Medical Center says fructose, which is a type of sugar, converts from fork to flab faster than goose poo through a tin horn. (So the study didn’t exactly use [...]
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July 26th, 2008 — , Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Why Your Last Diet Failed You by Charlie Hills is subtitled And How this Book Won’t Help You on Your Next One. This book is funny, Charlie is funny and shockingly men apparently have trouble losing weight too. This is news to Greta and Kiki because their husbands are annoyingly in shape. It makes Greta and Kiki cranky.
Anyhow [...]
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July 23rd, 2008 — , Dish to Pass, Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Now and again you’ve got a family function, sports banquet or reception after the graveside service and they ask you to bring a “dish to pass.” Normally I make a cheesy rice casserole or a cheesy potatoes that tastes great, everyone likes, and forces even the skinny girls undo the top button of their jeans. Greta makes apple [...]
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July 22nd, 2008 — , Confessional, Diet Plans, Health Blog Posts, Peppers, calamity home, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, garden, salmonella, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
“Salmonella, Salmonella, night and day it’s Salmonella.”
To the tune of Cinderella
The latest warning by the U.S. government is to avoid jalapeno peppers. They could be the source of the salmonella outbreak that previously had everyone avoiding tomotoes. This news comes at the same time the jalepeno peppers I grew my own self are ready to pick.
All month I’ve [...]
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July 20th, 2008 — , The F Word - Fitness, calories burned doing housework, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Household chores can be a great work out!
Carrying the hamper down the stairs is good for your stems. And a soaked beach towel can weigh a hundred pounds or more!
Who need’s the clean and jerk dead lift? Put your back into it ladies. And do you want to know the secret for toned arms that the body [...]
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July 17th, 2008 — , Atkins, Diet Plans, Health Blog Posts, Low Carb, Science, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
In the on-going low carb versus low fat diet war the latest round goes to Atkins or Meditteranean style eating. That’s a link to the Wall Street Journal article on this big diet news. But here, look at this Googliciousness if you want further evidence of this diet news.
Still if you tell someone you’re low [...]
Online Stores Related Websites - Low Carb Dieting For Dummies By Katherine Chauncey Out of all of the low carb diet books out there, this has to be the most confusing. Normally, we steer clear of diets that are strictly low carb, since few are balanced, but since this was a book from the Dummies line, we thought it might be worthwhile. What......
- Roundup- July 27th Edition Good morning and happy Sunday everyone. If you're planning to have fun in the sun make sure you hydrate, slather on the sunscreen, and stay safe. Monday I was featured @ Digerati Life in The Cost of Being Overweight. Yesterday I was unleashed at FMU (picture was taken the same......
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July 16th, 2008 — , Log, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
What is the most weight you’ve ever lost on a diet? Other people’s success stories inspire me. I always flip to that section first in the Weight Watcher magazine.
I’ll go first. I’ve lost 16 pounds three times in my life. (gained it back of course) Those other times 16 pounds put me near my goal so [...]
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July 10th, 2008 — , Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, sympatico, weight loss from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
The generous editor of Sympatico Health and Fitness page, Lisa Felepchuk, directed many readers to our little home. Hello and Welcome! And we gotta say you look very thin in this blog. If you’ve been here before and came back we’re just in love with you and are stunned everyday by our fabulous commenters.
We’re so glad you’re [...]
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July 10th, 2008 — , Health Blog Posts, Kiki's Kitchen, bob seger, cook book, diet books, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Recently the legendary Billy Joel’s lovely wife Katie Lee Joel came out with a cook book called The Comfort Table. A while back comic giant Jerry Seinfeld’s also lovely wife, Jessica, put together a best seller called Deceptively Delicious. Before that Ted Nugent’s wife Shemane (she’s lovely) penned a how-to cook book for preparing wild game.
That’s pretty [...]
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July 9th, 2008 — , Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, garden, gardening, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Well what in the flip is this thing? Things are going pretty well in my very first vegetable garden. I’ve even made a healthy-lifestyle-choice salad out of a normal socially acceptable cucumber that I grew.
Then today I was out inspecting my cucumber plants. I felt an uncomfortable nudge against my ankle and looked down to see this freak [...]
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July 7th, 2008 — , Confessional, Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
There’s a self help saying that rhymes like this, “name it, claim it.” The theory being how can you get better if you don’t first admit you’re sick? Well I have some long held diet delusions and I’m naming them. I’d like you to take a lighter and burn them okay? Maybe then they can stop [...]
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- How to Keep Weight Off Permanently How many times have you gone on a diet, only to gain back the weight, plus a little dividend? For many people, dieting is a vicious cycle full of ups and downs, and plenty of discouragement. If you want to keep your weight off permanently, you are going to......
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