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Dear (co-worker/supervisor/boss/assistant),
I am sure you’ve noticed that I have (struggled with weight my whole life/just had a baby/am retaining water for many people/drink too many beers). Recently I have begun to (crash diet/count calories/reduce carbs/adopt a healthy lifestyle) in attempt to (lose [...]
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Letter to the Office Diet Saboteur
September 30th, 2008 — , Confessional, Health Blog Posts, Printable, Weight Watchers, commitment, diet humor, diet sabotage, fat blog from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
This Hoodie Makes Me Look Skinny
September 15th, 2008 — , Confessional, diet humor, fat blog, hoodie from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
When I wear a pair of yoga pants and a t-shirt I feel exposed. All my flabbiness is on view for everyone at the gym or at the gas station to see. UNLESS I disguise my mid-section by an amazing item of clothing. Let me share my secret to instant good looks. It’s called a hoodie. [...]
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September 15th, 2008 — , Confessional, blissfully domestic, diet humor, fat blog from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
We’re excited to announce that we’ve been asked to contribute to the online magazine Blissfully Domestic. The online magazine is growing everyday and we’re honored to be contributing to the Healthy Bliss channel. Here’s a look at our first post!
We highly recommend you give Blissfully Domestic a try. It’s free AND it’s non-fattening. Also we think [...]
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Back to School Diet
September 2nd, 2008 — , Confessional, back to school diet, diet blog, diet blog humor, muffin top from GretaKiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
We interrupt our regularly scheduled diet, humor, bloggy goodness for this very important message.
Greta is FREAKING out!
Yep, yep, absolutely yep. You betcha. I’m not gonna lie. I need you blog peeps. My baby went to all day kindergarten today. My last baby. She’s wittle and teeny and still sleeps with the same blankie I wrapped [...]
Diet Confessional
August 28th, 2008 — , Confessional, diet blog, diet blog humor from Greta @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
It’s not goin’ well peeps. I’ve carbgasmed my way to the end of the summer. I never got it together save for 10 days of lost water weight glory before our vacation.
So I recommit. I’m giving myself until Monday. I will start again on Monday. The kiddos will be in school. Both of them. All [...]
A Tucked in Shirt and Belted Waist
August 20th, 2008 — , Celebrities, Confessional, Dara Torres, Diet Plans, Exercise, belt, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, tucked in, waist from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
I don’t want to be Dara Torres (it would be nice but come on.) I don’t want to be Madonna (yes I do.) I accept that the hot bodies displayed on television or magazine covers are totally unrealistic. I’m not an idiot and my self-esteem is okeedokee. In fact I just checked the dip stick and we’re good.
Yes I want [...]
I Would Talk Ten-Thousand Miles
July 29th, 2008 — , Confessional, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
Setting:In Greta and Kiki’s respective suburban homes. A phone rings.
Greta: What are you doing?
Kiki: Um, did you see our blog traffic? Your post on how your knuckle looks like Jonathon Winters is really popular.
Greta:Buddy Hackett my knuckle looks like Buddy Hackett.
Kiki: Right.
Greta: I’ve walked 11,000 steps today and I needed to get 1000 more in [...]
Salmonella Salad
July 22nd, 2008 — , Confessional, Diet Plans, Health Blog Posts, Peppers, calamity home, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, garden, salmonella, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
“Salmonella, Salmonella, night and day it’s Salmonella.”
To the tune of Cinderella
The latest warning by the U.S. government is to avoid jalapeno peppers. They could be the source of the salmonella outbreak that previously had everyone avoiding tomotoes. This news comes at the same time the jalepeno peppers I grew my own self are ready to pick.
All month I’ve [...]
Name It Claim It for Diet Delusions
July 7th, 2008 — , Confessional, Health Blog Posts, diet humor, fat blog, funny diet, weight loss from Kiki @ Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat?
There’s a self help saying that rhymes like this, “name it, claim it.” The theory being how can you get better if you don’t first admit you’re sick? Well I have some long held diet delusions and I’m naming them. I’d like you to take a lighter and burn them okay? Maybe then they can stop [...]
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