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Thoughts: Is curvaceous a trend? Calvin Klein thinks so

Get ready for Calvin Klein’s “Seductive Comfort” underwear featuring ads with curvaceous Eva Mendes. Tom Murry, president and chief operating officer of Calvin Klein Inc. says of the new campaign: “This is a departure from more slender body types that…

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Gisele Bundchen wants me to take global destruction seriously as her tooshie hangs out

Yesterday, pictures of Gisele Bundchen in her new spread for V magazine came out along with tidbits from the accompanying interview. I don’t know what was worse to me, the fact that the ripped faded jeans look is coming back…

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She’s alive! Dr. Elle creates Franken-Mariah

This August Elle cover of Mariah Carey is right up there in photo-franken tricks like Gywenth Paltrow on Vogue. You’d think that Elle would at least put Mariah’s head on right. It looks she is literally trying to screw her…

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Calling hypocrisy: It’s okay to call male actors “fat” but not the ladies

Here’s a different kind of double standard. Matt Damon has gained weight for a movie he is filming now, The Informant, and somehow it’s okay to call him fat and a fat geek without sending the Internets into an uproar…

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Photoshop diddy: That don’t look like no Justin Timberlake

Givenchy doesn’t want to be left out of the photoshop til you drop game, so they took their stab in these new ads featuring Mr. Bringing Zexy Back. The photo-franken looks like a young Dylan McDermott mixed with some Shia…

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Microsoft attempts to help chicks pick up guys in Vegas

I give Microsoft, my former employer, some big credit for at least trying to be cooler and hipper, and putting themselves out there even it means falling flat on their face. I applaud risk taking. But really guys, you have…

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Oprah lands her talk show after getting fired from another job

Oprah was in my neck of the woods this weekend as she gave the commencement speech at Stanford on Father’s Day. Oprah’s BFF Gail was there too because her daughter Kirby was one of the graduates. Here’s the video of…

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Finally: Saw the Sex & the City movie

[spoiler alert if you haven’t seen the movie yet] Sometimes being fashionably late to the party is good, and I’m glad I was because I got to watch Sex & the City with the pleasure of a wide open theatre…

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Alanis Morissette enjoys her ’sweatpant times’ and really is good at break up songs

Alanis Morrisette writes songs I sware like she’s had conversations with my soul especially the breakup songs which in general she is just really good at. She’s also good with the songs about being “good enough.” Alanis has a new…

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Forget the new iPhone. Why does Steve Jobs look sickly skinny?

Steve Jobs stepped on the stage yesterday in SF at the Apple Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC 08), and besides the new iPhone the other big talk was all about Steve’s rail thin appearance. He looked too thin almost like he’s…

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A Gaultier kind of Velvet, a mag cover done good, and other nibbles around the skinny-sphere

Pal Claire over at 5 Resolutions interviews model/photographer Velvet D’Amour. You remember her? Velvet and Jean Paul Gaultier went for beauty diversification during Fashion Week 2006. Most fascinating part of the Part I of II interview is how the “regular”…

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Is Tyra Banks the next big female brand like Oprah and Martha?

Tyra Banks graces the cover of the NY Times Magazine this Sunday, and the article talks about whether Tyra is the next big branded self like Oprah and Martha. So, what do you all think? I give Tyra complete props…

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Battle of the celeb sixpack books, Mario vs. LL Cool J

So, hello manjoyment! I was at the bookstore this weekend and on display was Mario Lopez’s new book “Mario Lopez’s Knockout Fitness ” side by side to LL Cool J’s sixpastic, “LL Cool J’s Platinum Workout ” Here we have…

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Angelina is stunning preggers with twins

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were at the Cannes Film Festival for Angie’s new movie King Fu Panda. Just look at her. She looks so stunningly blissful and radiant pregnant with her twins. Angie even knows how to make pregnancy…

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Caption this: Sarah Jessica Parker at SATC London premiere

Okay kiddies, you all are so witty and wild over here. You gotta put a caption to this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker at the London premiere of the Sex& the City movie. I love her dress and the green,…

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Has celebrity body flaw watching turned into a spectator sport?

Standing at the grocery check out yesterday I happened to come across The Enquirer, and lo and behold was this splashy headline, “ALL NEW PHOTOS! Stars With Cellulite.” There it was in all caps and an exclamation point like it…

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If you missed Cher & Tina Turner on Oprah, here are the best parts (video)

I sooooo badly want to see Cher’s new show at Caesar’s in Vegas which opens May 10. She’ll be doing 200 shows total. If you missed Cher and Tina on Oprah yesterday, here are the best parts. Boy howdy do…

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Coming to Sci-Fi Channel: Aliena Wintour and Battleship Voguestar

More proof has surfaced for my conspiracy theory ala Hodgins on Bones that Vogue is really science fiction. Behold Aliena Wintour at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute’s annual gala in her couture spacesuit. See! And behold, her coif…

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Photoshop phantasm: This is SO not Catherine Zeta Jones Elizabeth Arden

By far, this has got to be the worst photochop job I have ever seen. I mean this doesn’t even look like Catherine Zeta Jones one iota. Nothing! Looks like a younger franken-version of Posh with some Kate Beckinsale. And…

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If you missed the Sex & the City movie cast on Oprah, Part 1-3

If you missed the cast of the Sex and The City on Oprah yesterday, you can see the whole episode here. In this post are parts 1-3. Each part is 10 minutes with commercials which you can fast forward. Part…

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Sex & the City movie cast on Oprah, Part 4-6

Here’s the continuation of the Oprah show with the cast of the new Sex and the City movie. Parts 1-3 are here. Part IV: Hello Mr. Big. Pictures of Chris’ baby boy too Part V: Behind the scenes with all…

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Mariah Carey is married, airbrushed, and punned

Since it’s Friday, and I’m in one of those petty biatchy moods, I’m gonna “go there” on Mariah Carey because the woman is apparently living in some diva induced illusion. Yes, this is kinda high school in a Bad Girl’s…

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Can you guess who this famous airbrushed heiress is in GQ UK?

This is your typical fashion picture with all its photochopping and fancy arty lighting. But initially looking at the picture, I didn’t recognize who the girl was. I thought she was just some new up and coming model, but no,…

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No wonder Oprah didn’t share Mariah Carey’s weight loss stats

Last week, I spoke of how lame (to be frank) I thought it was that Mariah Carey and Oprah had to focus on her weight loss before talking about Mariah’s accomplishment of beating out Elvis in #1 singles, and her…

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Vogue likes science fiction and makes Gywenth Paltrow a space alien in couture

The design department at Vogue must have been so proud of themselves with that Drew Barrymore photoshop of horrors that they decided to do it again, only this time with Gwyneth Paltrow, and this one is even worse. You take…

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On Oprah, Mariah Carey’s weight loss is more important than beating Elvis

Did any of you watch Mariah Carey’s visit on Oprah Monday? I love Oprah and Mariah, but honestly, this show made me way cranky, and where’s why. Mariah Carey has a new album E=MC2, her 11th, that came out yesterday…

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Can you imagine being this hot when you’re 50?

Can you believe Madonna is turning 50 this August? In her new video, 4 Minutes with Justin Timberlake, Madonna looks AMAZING, no matter what age. Towards the end of the video she does some moves that many youngsters can’t even…

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What did Lancome do to Clive Owen’s face?

Clive Owen is one of my imaginary husbands, and his natural face is stunning. So, why on earth did Lancome take their photoshop knife to his face in this ad and make him look like a Stepford mannequin? Perhaps because…

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Wild: Demi Moore uses Leech Therapy for Detox

Yes, that is leeches like blood sucking worms. Demi is really into cutting edge health & wellness treatments, and she told Letterman that she went to Austria to try some blood detox that involved leech therapy. Besides feeling a bit…

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Can Adriana Lima get any more naked on the GQ cover?

Here’s the April cover for GQ and all I could think was, “Damn! You can practically see Adriana Lima’s va-jay-jay?” And in the video of the shooting of this cover, you can see even more of Adriana in the buff…

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Comediennes mocking wild young starlets - funny or sad truth?

In the new April Vanity Fair magazine, some of the funniest comedienne’s get dressed up as one of today’s young starlets to mock their trainwreck lifestyles. You got the likes of Tina Fey, Jenna Fischer, Wanda Sykes, and Chelsea Handler…

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Demi Moore rocks a beautiful state of mind

It’s not often you see anyone over 40 on a fashion cover, but here’s Demi Moore on the cover for the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar, and she looks like…her. Yea, no crazy photoshopping! In her interview for the magazine,…

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Who is that photoshopped lady on the cover of Elle?

Okay, Vogue went crazy and photoshopped Drew Barrymore into a shiny mannequin creation. Now, Elle has gone and done their photo retouching magic on Kate Hudson to the point where she does not look like Kate Hudson. Who are they…

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When Emma Thompson throws her weight around a studio caves

If you didn’t love Emma Thompson before, you are REALLY going to love her now. Recently, Emma had a dinner party and one of the invited guests was fellow Brit actress Hayley Atwell. The two are starring in the movie…

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Famous web marketing guru Steve Rubel twitters one of the downsides of working at home


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Valerie Bertinelli does something different on the back cover of her new book “Losing It”

TIVO alert: Valerie Bertinelli will be on Oprah today to talk about her new autobiography, “Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time .” The book goes on sale today. Anyway, I thought it interesting what…

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Humor: Check out my cute and “Skinny Ass”

Okay, I may have thought Skinny Bitch was ridiculous, but I can appreciate some of the humor. So, if Back in Skinny Jeans were to do her own Skinny Bitch inspired books, this is what satirical fun I would have….

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Gabrielle Reece makes pregnancy look fit and fabulous

Gabrielle Reece graces the Feb/March cover of Fit Pregnancy magazine and believe it or not, the woman is 30 weeks pregnant here. Oh yeah! The other pictures of Gabby inside of the magazine are truly stunning. I have alway thought…

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Keep the photoshopping off Drew’s face

What has Vogue done to Drew Barrymore’s face on the March 08 cover? Drew is gorgeous on her own, but here she looks like…well…not her. She’s looking like she has that mannequin glow. Ugh! Stop with the over-photoshopping. Thoughts?

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Surprise! Surprise! A shirtless Matthew McConaughey posing for the sake of fashion

There is no reason for this gratuitous post of a shirtless Matthew McConaughey expect to gawk at some pec-joyment. I digress to cave woman. Matthew is pimping perfume for Dolce & Gabbana. Ok, that’s it, resume normal reality…

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Kelly Clarkson “Because of You” I am reminded to choose forgiveness over hate

I cried the first time I heard Kelly Clarkson’s song “Because of You” because it spoke so closely to my own experience of physical and emotional abuse with a man I once loved. It took nearly 10 years for me…

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My imaginary “Accidental husband” Jefferey Dean Morgan

I fell in love with Jefferey Dean Morgan when he played Denny Duquette on Grey’s Anatomy. I am a total sucker for dimples. Man! Was I bummed when Denny died alone moments after getting a new heart. So now, I’ve…

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Beyonce and Shakira are really curvalicious beautiful liars

This song “Beautiful Liar” featuring Beyonce and Shakira came out last Spring, and I just love it! Why? Because these two women are curvy, vibrant, and truly revel in their sensuality. The ladies really work the hip shaking here. They…

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A station break to enjoy David Beckham’s pecs and package

Okay, the only reason to post this picture of David Beckham in his new Armani underwear ad is to gratuitously gawk at his pecs and “package” if you know what I mean. Yes, the ad is a bit “wee-wee in…

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Janice Dickinson thinks Jennifer Love is fine but Tyra is fat

Janice Dickinson was on the Today Show talking with Al Roker about the Jennifer-Love-bikini-gate, and in her consistent classless ways Janice went on to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt was not fat but someone who is fat is Tyra Banks….

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Does this look like Keira Knightley?

I think Interview magazine went a bit too crazy with the photoshop tools. Keira Knightley doesn’t even look like herself to me. Oh why can’t they lay off the manipulating?

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Half naked Pregnant Christina Aguilera dons the cover of Marie Claire. Oh my!

Doing her modern day version of Demi Moore, mama-to-be Christina Aguilera is half naked on the January 08 cover of Marie Claire with her sporty leather jacket, and in the mag is buck naked in heels. Now, I’m a Christina…

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Fergie has photoshop creamy skin on Allure cover

I know it’s the holiday issue and all but man, doesn’t Fergalicious look a wee Fake-alicious on this new Allure cover. Geez guys, lay off the retouching sauce. Our Glamorous girl is a knockout on her own. Maybe it’s actually…

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Can you really make the cover of Shape magazine and not workout at the gym?

Angie Harmon is the cover model for the new issue of Shape magazine, and the byline reads, “Angie Harmon How she got this body. No gym. No Trainer.” In the magazine article, Angie says she keeps her great shape through…

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Why do the Victoria’s Secret Angels get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

Can someone explain to me why or how the Victoria’s Secret “Angels” got a star on the famous Hollywood Walk of Fame? According to the “official” Walk of Fame nomination form, the celebrity must fit into one of 5 categories:…

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