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Ok…dilemma people.  I’m going to Chicago for a b-day weekend w/ my mother. It’s going to be the perfect diet vacation because she has a BMI of like 19 and hates food. She said we can go to the store and buy up Smart Ones. Yes, I’ve come to the point in my life that [...]

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It’s Fat Fighter TV Friday! In honor of the financial crisis Fat Fighter TV rounded up free healthy food for you just click on the link to sign up for free food.
And is the financial trouble affecting your heath? Usually when I’m flipped out I don’t eat and lose weight. But SOMETIMES I nervous munch. Fat [...]

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Continue reading → Free Stuff and Is the Economy Making Us Fat?

The LH and I went to see a movie this weekend. Appaloosa…starring Ed Harris and Viggo Mortenson. I’ll get to that in a minute. The really important thing was, as always, figuring out what to wear.
I’ve lost about three pounds since starting Weight Watchers Online two weeks ago. I’ll take it. I decided jeans and a [...]

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Continue reading → Appaloosa - A Movie Review (also…how my jeans tried to mind-flurg me)

We’re excited to announce a new partnership with a great website called Fat Fighter TV. Fat Fighter TV is a great resource for fitness, food and fun! Since we’re just about fun and occasional disaster we thought we better find someplace more competent for fitness news and voila! Now and again we add the fun [...]

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First up.. two new fun places to click on.. try Losing the Low Carb Way and Belly Acre Farm, the title alone makes us laugh like a bowl full of jelly. The blogs are over there in the ever expanding blog roll area.
And coming this week…. a convenient way for you to back off the diet [...]

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Continue reading → Creamy Filling for the Weekend

Awe yeah.. the blog roll. We just added 7 new blogs to the roll. They’re buttery deliciousness and MAYBE if you spend time reading them you won’t be bored and then eat. That hasn’t worked for us but it sounded good. Check out all our blog roll links and pay special attention to the latest [...]

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Continue reading → The Only Roll We Want to Get Bigger

Candace, also know as Crazy Texas Mommy, won our drawing for 3 Free Weeks of Weight Watchers Online! Thank you to all you guys who entered. And all is not lost we’ll continue to be on the look out for more diet giveaways for DTBMULFers. A magically slimming hoodie could be next!
Meantime, Candace.. drop us an email at dtbmulf@gmail.com and [...]

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Continue reading → Weight Watchers Winner!

Comments are now closed for the Weight Watchers prize. We’ll dust off the Salad Bowl of Fortune and announce the winner this evening. Have a happy Saturday!

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Have you heard about Lose for Good? Weight Watchers has a campaign going right now that might motivate you to drop an extra pound or two. From Sept 7 to October 18th for every pound a Weight Watcher loses a pound of food will be donated to Share Our Strength AND Action Against Hunger.
This is perfect [...]

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Continue reading → Lose for Good (w/a great prize at the end)

We’re excited to announce that we’ve been asked to contribute to the online magazine Blissfully Domestic. The online magazine is growing everyday and we’re honored to be contributing to the Healthy Bliss channel. Here’s a look at our first post!
 We highly recommend you give Blissfully Domestic a try. It’s free AND it’s non-fattening. Also we think [...]

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Continue reading → Healthy Bliss (We’re neither healthy nor blissful discuss)

Since the kiddos are back in school, Kiki and I decided to get back into a regular exercise routine. We’re taking core fitness classes at the Y. Each week, we’re trying something new and we’ll post our review. Last week, we did spinning. This week, we tried Zumba.

From the YMCA program description, “Zumba is a [...]

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Continue reading → It’s Fun to Zumba at the YMCA

I need help DTBMULFers. This time, it’s not just about my muffin top. My friends, our family dog is has entered the diet danger zone. To protect her privacy, let’s just call her Minnie. Well, Minnie is Maxie, apparently. Our vet told us today that Minnie needs to lose 5 pounds. 5 might not seem like a [...]

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Continue reading → Doggie-Style Diet

So, apparently, now the UN has been called in to address my eating habits. Seriously, it’s gotten that bad. My eating is allegedly responsible for Global Warming…not just the combustible muffin top I crammed into my Sarah Jessica Parker Bitten jeans today.
Lemme ’splain. The UN wants me/us to quit eating meat for one day a week so [...]

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Dear Person Who Runs My Department Office:
Hi!
I’m so happy to be back from a long summer break. I’m happy to see your smiling face, typing away. I’m not even annoyed anymore that despite three years of my walking into the office, cheerily saying good morning and giving you flowers at Christmas…you still ask me what my [...]

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Continue reading → Evil Peanut M&M of Doom

 
We interrupt our regularly scheduled diet, humor, bloggy goodness for this very important message.
Greta is FREAKING out!
Yep, yep, absolutely yep. You betcha. I’m not gonna lie. I need you blog peeps. My baby went to all day kindergarten today. My last baby. She’s wittle and teeny and still sleeps with the same blankie I wrapped [...]

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Continue reading → Back to School Diet

Thank you to everyone who played along with our first contest! Today the Salad Bowl of Fortune smiled on
Kel, pixie,furiousBall, and Mrs. Fussypants!
We’ll send your Mythmatical Battles games right away.. just email dtbmulf@gmail.com with your mailing address. Congratulations and thank you everyone who played. We were afraid we wouldn’t get comments and be all flipped out [...]

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Continue reading → Back to School Prize Winners!

So earlierer today we posted the story of Cronus and Zeus and how it was the first reported case of binging and purging…why? 
Flash forward to present day….Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat has a back-to-school prize to give away! Mythmatical Battles is an award winning dueling card game that teaches classic mythology and helps kids drill their multiplication tables. [...]

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Cronus was the leader of the Titans of ancient Greece. He and his gigantic siblings were born of the Sky and Mother Earth. They were large and in charge. Cronus hated his children but as is the case with some men couldn’t give up impregnating his wife.  But the trouble with all these kids was [...]

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Continue reading → The First Eating Disorder and Prize Announcement

First, a little backstory. Our longtime faithful readers may recall me discussing my loser husband (let’s just call him lh). He’s a loser in a “Biggest Loser” kind of way. As in, if he wants to drop eight pounds, he just eats carrots instead of chips for ten days.
I hate that.
Meanwhile, he snapped this picture [...]

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Continue reading → Why Men Lose Weight Faster Than Women (blame Trainor and Walsh)

Oh…the title. Yeah, see, I’m blog-blocked (more on that in a minute). Kiki says we get more hits from “high search” terms. Fact: google people are really interested in Patricia Heaton’s belly button and whether a spray tan will make them fat (and also big Polish sausages, and how many WW points are in lint…no [...]

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Continue reading → Big Fat Denial a/k/a Keely Shay Smith’s Spray Tan and Patricia Heaton’s Belly Button

For this past Mother’s Day, my loser husband bought me a one hour massage.
There really isn’t much I endulge in as far as commercial pampering. No manicures, no pedicures. I have a Ped Egg and some good polish and I’m good to go. I get a professional cut and color 3 times a year and do [...]

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I see Kiki’s Dara Torres workout of yesterday and raise her the reason why none of us will ever have to diet/workout again.
There’s a miracle product out there people. In about 30 minutes, it sucks your fat back, reduces your “drag time” and makes you 2% faster. Ta da!!

Aw yeah. I could probably become a youtube [...]

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Continue reading → I Will Never Have to Diet Again!!!!! (but I’ll have to wear my pancreas as a necklace)

Ok y’all. We are leaving for the lake in 1o hours. By the time you read this, we’ll have been there for 2 or 3 days already (through the magic of the interwebs). In the process of doing the pre-trip laundry, cleaning, packing, I had a lot of time for introspection (ok, not really time per [...]

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Continue reading → How Rough Can You Take It?

We’re currently perking up the look of our blog.  While we undergo our makeover please enjoy our temporary but we think kicky little theme!
Diet humor will continue uninterrupted as Does This Blog Make Us Look Fat sits under the hair dryer and waits for the chemicals to work.

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We interrupt DTBMULF for this special announcement. 
There’s a new episode of How to Look Good Naked on tonight on Lifetime.
The surprisingly moving show really helps women think differently about their figures. Almost to a woman they think they are bigger than they are and of course always more beautiful than they believed.
Also tonight moving episode of Wipeout is on where [...]

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Fussy is the best friend you could have online! We hope you know that. She helps you fight the frump and so much more. Just a quick heads up that Mrs. Fussy is on our blogroll and none too soon.
Click over to her and scroll around for a while. This is the perfect way to [...]

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Why Your Last Diet Failed You by Charlie Hills is subtitled And How this Book Won’t Help You on Your Next One. This book is funny, Charlie is funny and shockingly men apparently have trouble losing weight too. This is news to Greta and Kiki because their husbands are annoyingly in shape. It makes Greta and Kiki cranky.
Anyhow [...]

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Now and again you’ve got a family function, sports banquet or reception after the graveside service and they ask you to bring a “dish to pass.” Normally I make a cheesy rice casserole or a cheesy potatoes that tastes great, everyone likes, and forces even the skinny girls undo the top button of their jeans. Greta makes apple [...]

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As always, I started out the year with the best of intentions. Kiki has reported that since starting this blog, she has lost 13 pounds. Woot! I, unfortunately, have ended up with a net gain of about 6 lbs. She’s lucky I’m contractually required to think she is awesome.
 Ok, but my vacation starts [...]

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 While Kiki’s away having a Summer Hell Week w/ family activies, she’s asked me to post one of her Greatest Hits. Enjoy! 

CAREFUL IT’S WILD!!

We call it GUINESS IN THE GLUTS CHICKEN. It’s version of thisBeer in the Rear Chicken from the lovely lady Paula Deen.
But here’s my take on it:
1 can of wild Guinness
2-3 sprigs of Rosemary
(not your aunt [...]

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Continue reading → Best of Kiki…Guinness in the Glutz Chicken

Yesterday, I posted about The Summer ‘08 Great Closet Purge. As I suspected, we all have that one dress/pair of jeans/mini skirt/bikini that we hang on to year after year, thinking maybe just maybe someday…
Well, in my case, I realized that the fall-out from my closet purge(not to mention the reason why I don’t fit in [...]

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Continue reading → I AM My Muffin Top (Part II)

It’s inevitable.
 Every year, sometimes twice a year I feel a swelling unease that consumes my thoughts to a point I can’t bear. Until it finally crescendoes into day long, frenzied closet/drawer purge.
Gah!
It happened this weekend. When it was over, I had six yard bags filled to the brim. They are stacked in my dining room awaiting transport to [...]

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Continue reading → I AM My Muffin Top (Part I)

Remember this fabulous rendering of me naked?

Well, I upgraded her using another nifty free program I found on the internets. Rosie or Oprah or Marie Osmond or somebody posted it on her blog first so I’m copying.
 Here she is…Artistic Naked Greta Walking.

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The generous editor of Sympatico Health and Fitness page, Lisa Felepchuk, directed many readers to our little home. Hello and Welcome! And we gotta say you look very thin in this blog. If you’ve been here before and came back we’re just in love with you and are stunned everyday by our fabulous commenters.
We’re so glad you’re [...]

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Ugh. Food/sun/pool/fireworks coma here. How ’bout you?
A few days ago, I decided to go on South Beach Supercharged. Except I refuse to do the Phase I/like Atkins induction. Of course, I blew the holiday weekend. I have to start over. Which got me thinking…what day of the week do you like to start your diet? [...]

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Continue reading → Monday is D-Day…Unless You’re Bin Laden

I’d planned to a whole “look at me!” post.  It was going to be awesome. 8-10 lbs….GONE! About a month ago, I started hard core Atkins again. I kept it a secret because I was afraid to jinx it (hmmm….should have thought of that BEFORE starting this weight loss/health/humor blog). I made it to day 13. [...]

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Continue reading → Supercharge Me!